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 Overall Stats

Team 1

Player Kill-Efficiency Frags Deaths Gibs Suicides Selfkills Teamkills Team-DMG Damage-Efficiency DMG DMR DMG/Frag Rounds
n!kon 1.28 124 97 103 18 12 7 1,818 1.74 47,912 27,613 386 16
parcher 1.10 179 163 20 19 1 12 2,010 0.86 51,523 60,004 288 26
tragic ROCCAT 1.02 60 59 7 19 1 6 1,690 0.86 17,007 19,798 283 9
ownage 0.66 80 121 93 6 2 5 2,690 1.01 29,243 28,875 366 16
shootz 0.63 66 105 51 4 1 5 1,600 0.54 16,975 31,677 257 18
DynoSauR 0.61 77 126 22 10 1 4 1,553 0.57 21,081 36,671 274 16
Paint:> 0.33 56 169 11 9 1 3 945 0.38 18,655 49,232 333 26
0.00 0 0 3 0 0 0 148 0.56 5,889 10,529 5,889 4
TOTAL 0.76 642 840 0 85 19 42 12,454 0.79 208,285 264,399 324

Team 2

Player Kill-Efficiency Frags Deaths Gibs Suicides Selfkills Teamkills Team-DMG Damage-Efficiency DMG DMR DMG/Frag Rounds
SpuddyF OFF 2016 1.96 110 56 60 19 0 9 1,703 1.54 32,394 21,071 294 16
Kittens 1.91 221 116 55 25 3 10 2,686 1.28 54,010 42,135 244 26
caffeine 1.80 142 79 155 43 22 13 4,655 2.77 64,131 23,151 452 16
Elsa Hosk 1.14 148 130 53 46 5 15 4,496 1.20 47,104 39,331 318 26
ridley 1.09 95 87 29 4 2 7 1,083 0.92 26,655 28,990 281 20
Cypher 1.07 76 71 33 14 0 6 1,003 0.79 18,845 23,807 248 14
eternal 0.80 131 164 47 23 2 11 3,534 0.87 37,571 42,954 287 26
DresserWo0d! 0.67 26 39 6 6 1 6 616 0.68 6,868 10,092 264 6
TOTAL 1.28 949 742 0 180 35 77 19,776 1.24 287,578 231,531 303

 Awards

Main Awards

Terminator Award: SpuddyF OFF 2016 for killing efficiency of 1.96.
SpuddyF OFF 2016
1.96

Kittens
1.91

caffeine
1.80

n!kon
1.28

Elsa Hosk
1.14

parcher
1.10

ridley
1.09

Cypher
1.07

tragic ROCCAT
1.02

eternal
0.80

DresserWo0d!
0.67

ownage
0.66

shootz
0.63

DynoSauR
0.61

Paint:>
0.33

Slaughterhouse Award: Kittens with total 221 kills.
Kittens
221

parcher
179

Elsa Hosk
148

caffeine
142

eternal
131

n!kon
124

SpuddyF OFF 2016
110

ridley
95

ownage
80

DynoSauR
77

Cypher
76

shootz
66

tragic ROCCAT
60

Paint:>
56

DresserWo0d!
26

Slaughterhouse Lama Award: Paint:> for getting slaughtered a total of 169 times.
Paint:>
169

eternal
164

parcher
163

Elsa Hosk
130

DynoSauR
126

ownage
121

Kittens
116

shootz
105

n!kon
97

ridley
87

caffeine
79

Cypher
71

tragic ROCCAT
59

SpuddyF OFF 2016
56

DresserWo0d!
39

Harakiri Award: Elsa Hosk for committing suicide 46 times
Elsa Hosk
46

caffeine
43

Kittens
25

eternal
23

parcher
19

SpuddyF OFF 2016
19

tragic ROCCAT
19

n!kon
18

Cypher
14

DynoSauR
10

Paint:>
9

DresserWo0d!
6

ownage
6

shootz
4

ridley
4

Internal Enemy Award: Elsa Hosk for killing 15 teammates.
Elsa Hosk
15

caffeine
13

parcher
12

eternal
11

Kittens
10

SpuddyF OFF 2016
9

n!kon
7

ridley
7

Cypher
6

tragic ROCCAT
6

DresserWo0d!
6

ownage
5

shootz
5

DynoSauR
4

Paint:>
3

Needless Player Award: ridley for getting slaughtered a total of 16 times by teamkill.
ridley
16

Cypher
13

eternal
13

shootz
11

Kittens
10

caffeine
9

Elsa Hosk
8

DynoSauR
8

parcher
7

ownage
7

Paint:>
6

SpuddyF OFF 2016
6

n!kon
3

tragic ROCCAT
2

Blabbermouth Award: parcher for 120 lines of messagelog.
parcher
120

caffeine
87

shootz
76

Paint:>
71

eternal
51

tragic ROCCAT
25

Cypher
24

Kittens
17

Elsa Hosk
11

SpuddyF OFF 2016
10

n!kon
6

ridley
5

DynoSauR
3

ownage
1

King Of Votes Award: parcher for calling a total of 6 votes.
parcher
6

eternal
3

Elsa Hosk
3

Cypher
2

caffeine
1

Kittens
1

tragic ROCCAT
1

DynoSauR
1

ridley
1

Most Hated Award: DresserWo0d! for getting kicked a total of 1 times.
DresserWo0d!
1

Rampage Award: caffeine for 13 frags without dying.
caffeine
13

Kittens
10

SpuddyF OFF 2016
8

tragic ROCCAT
8

Elsa Hosk
8

parcher
7

Cypher
7

ridley
7

n!kon
6

eternal
5

ownage
5

DynoSauR
4

DresserWo0d!
4

shootz
4

Paint:>
3

Brutal Rambo Award: Kittens for 9 series frags (5 frags without dying).
Kittens
9

parcher
7

caffeine
6

SpuddyF OFF 2016
5

Cypher
4

Elsa Hosk
4

n!kon
3

tragic ROCCAT
2

eternal
2

ownage
1

ridley
1

Freefrag Award: Paint:> for 13 deaths without fragging.
Paint:>
13

DynoSauR
9

ownage
9

parcher
7

Elsa Hosk
7

shootz
7

ridley
7

Cypher
6

tragic ROCCAT
6

n!kon
6

eternal
6

DresserWo0d!
5

caffeine
4

Kittens
4

SpuddyF OFF 2016
4

Desecrator Of Corpses Award: caffeine for 155 gibs.
caffeine
155

n!kon
103

ownage
93

SpuddyF OFF 2016
60

Kittens
55

Elsa Hosk
53

shootz
51

eternal
47

Cypher
33

ridley
29

DynoSauR
22

parcher
20

Paint:>
11

tragic ROCCAT
7

DresserWo0d!
6

3

Small Dick Award: caffeine for can't handling his big toy and blowing himself up a total of 22 times.
caffeine
22

n!kon
7

Careless Sheep Award: parcher, caffeine, Kittens for getting stabbed a total of 1 times.
parcher
1

caffeine
1

Kittens
1

Weapon Awards

The Master Of MP40 Award: Kittens for 100 frags.
Kittens
100

eternal
83

parcher
79

Elsa Hosk
76

ridley
56

shootz
44

Cypher
43

ownage
43

SpuddyF OFF 2016
41

DynoSauR
36

Paint:>
32

tragic ROCCAT
26

DresserWo0d!
7

caffeine
6

The King Of The Thompson Award: Kittens for 79 frags.
Kittens
79

parcher
76

Elsa Hosk
34

SpuddyF OFF 2016
32

ridley
29

DynoSauR
28

tragic ROCCAT
26

eternal
25

Paint:>
15

Cypher
13

DresserWo0d!
10

shootz
8

caffeine
1

n!kon
1

The Panzer-Lama Award: caffeine for 106 fuckin' frags.
caffeine
106

n!kon
60

The Sharp-Shooter Award: Cypher for 16 sniper frags.
Cypher
16

n!kon
15

Kittens
8

ownage
8

eternal
7

DresserWo0d!
4

tragic ROCCAT
2

The Master Of Grenade Award: n!kon for 40 frags.
n!kon
40

SpuddyF OFF 2016
30

caffeine
18

Elsa Hosk
17

Kittens
14

ownage
14

DynoSauR
8

parcher
7

ridley
7

eternal
6

Paint:>
5

DresserWo0d!
4

shootz
4

Cypher
2

tragic ROCCAT
2

The Best Indian Smoke-Messenger Award: ownage for 10 support-fire frags.
ownage
10

Kittens
8

shootz
7

Elsa Hosk
6

SpuddyF OFF 2016
5

DynoSauR
4

eternal
3

Paint:>
2

Cypher
1

The God Of War Award: Elsa Hosk for 13 artillery frags.
Elsa Hosk
13

caffeine
2

Kittens
2

eternal
2

DresserWo0d!
1

ownage
1

The Silent Killer Award: Paint:>, n!kon, Elsa Hosk for 1 knife frags.
Paint:>
1

n!kon
1

Elsa Hosk
1

The Best Chain-Gun User Award: ownage for 1 frags.
ownage
1

The Arabian Engineer Award: SpuddyF OFF 2016, tragic ROCCAT for 1 dynamite frags.
SpuddyF OFF 2016
1

tragic ROCCAT
1

The "John Wayne Is Lama" Award: parcher for 17 pistol frags.
parcher
17

Kittens
10

caffeine
9

n!kon
7

eternal
5

tragic ROCCAT
3

ownage
3

shootz
3

ridley
3

SpuddyF OFF 2016
1

Elsa Hosk
1

DynoSauR
1

 Weapon Stats


Weapon Frags %
MP40 681 42.32
Thompson 383 23.80
Grenade 180 11.19
Panzerfaust 166 10.32
Sniper Rifle 60 3.73
Support Fire 46 2.86
Luger 9mm 36 2.24
.45ACP 1911 30 1.86
Artillery Support 21 1.31
Knife 3 0.19
Dynamite 2 0.12
Crew-Served MG42 1 0.06
TOTAL 1609 100.00

 Kill Matrix

Player
SpuddyF OFF 2016
Kittens
caffeine
n!kon
Elsa Hosk
parcher
ridley
Cypher
tragic ROCCAT
eternal
DresserWo0d!
ownage
shootz
DynoSauR
Paint:>
[:X] doNka
SpuddyF OFF 2016 19 1 1 14 1 12 3 1 7 2 0 16 14 22 21 4
Kittens 0 25 1 13 3 48 2 1 16 24 0 33 24 20 43 3
caffeine 2 3 43 18 2 22 3 3 13 0 0 22 16 26 22 3
n!kon 7 17 23 18 19 3 11 22 1 17 8 1 1 0 1 0
Elsa Hosk 0 3 4 22 46 30 4 1 4 19 0 11 16 15 30 4
parcher 12 39 12 1 44 19 26 18 0 21 8 1 4 4 1 0
ridley 2 1 0 3 1 22 4 2 2 12 0 11 8 10 24 4
Cypher 1 0 1 9 0 10 2 14 7 2 0 12 11 16 6 5
tragic ROCCAT 7 7 14 0 12 1 2 6 19 8 4 2 1 1 1 0
eternal 1 10 1 14 10 18 17 3 5 23 0 9 15 15 20 4
DresserWo0d! 0 1 1 4 1 2 0 2 5 1 6 7 1 2 5 0
ownage 8 12 8 0 10 1 3 8 0 24 7 6 3 1 0 0
shootz 8 8 5 1 10 0 10 4 1 16 5 0 4 2 1 0
DynoSauR 7 13 11 1 9 0 8 9 0 17 3 1 2 10 0 0
Paint:> 3 10 4 0 13 1 11 3 0 8 4 2 0 0 9 0
[:X] doNka 4 1 2 0 3 0 1 1 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0

 Player Stats

n!kon
Favorite Enemy: caffeine with 23 kills.
caffeine
23

Cypher
22

Elsa Hosk
19

eternal
17

Kittens
17

ridley
11

DresserWo0d!
8

SpuddyF OFF 2016
7


Worst Enemy:     Elsa Hosk with 22 deaths.
Elsa Hosk
22

caffeine
18

SpuddyF OFF 2016
14

eternal
14

Kittens
13

Cypher
9

DresserWo0d!
4

ridley
3


parcher
Favorite Enemy: Elsa Hosk with 44 kills.
Elsa Hosk
44

Kittens
39

ridley
26

eternal
21

Cypher
18

SpuddyF OFF 2016
12

caffeine
12

DresserWo0d!
8


Worst Enemy:     Kittens with 48 deaths.
Kittens
48

Elsa Hosk
30

caffeine
22

ridley
22

eternal
18

SpuddyF OFF 2016
12

Cypher
10

DresserWo0d!
2


tragic ROCCAT
Favorite Enemy: caffeine with 14 kills.
caffeine
14

Elsa Hosk
12

eternal
8

SpuddyF OFF 2016
7

Kittens
7

Cypher
6

DresserWo0d!
4

ridley
2


Worst Enemy:     Kittens with 16 deaths.
Kittens
16

caffeine
13

Cypher
7

SpuddyF OFF 2016
7

DresserWo0d!
5

eternal
5

Elsa Hosk
4

ridley
2


ownage
Favorite Enemy: eternal with 24 kills.
eternal
24

Kittens
12

Elsa Hosk
10

SpuddyF OFF 2016
8

caffeine
8

Cypher
8

DresserWo0d!
7

ridley
3


Worst Enemy:     Kittens with 33 deaths.
Kittens
33

caffeine
22

SpuddyF OFF 2016
16

Cypher
12

Elsa Hosk
11

ridley
11

eternal
9

DresserWo0d!
7


shootz
Favorite Enemy: eternal with 16 kills.
eternal
16

Elsa Hosk
10

ridley
10

Kittens
8

SpuddyF OFF 2016
8

DresserWo0d!
5

caffeine
5

Cypher
4


Worst Enemy:     Kittens with 24 deaths.
Kittens
24

Elsa Hosk
16

caffeine
16

eternal
15

SpuddyF OFF 2016
14

Cypher
11

ridley
8

DresserWo0d!
1


DynoSauR
Favorite Enemy: eternal with 17 kills.
eternal
17

Kittens
13

caffeine
11

Elsa Hosk
9

Cypher
9

ridley
8

SpuddyF OFF 2016
7

DresserWo0d!
3


Worst Enemy:     caffeine with 26 deaths.
caffeine
26

SpuddyF OFF 2016
22

Kittens
20

Cypher
16

Elsa Hosk
15

eternal
15

ridley
10

DresserWo0d!
2


Paint:>
Favorite Enemy: Elsa Hosk with 13 kills.
Elsa Hosk
13

ridley
11

Kittens
10

eternal
8

caffeine
4

DresserWo0d!
4

Cypher
3

SpuddyF OFF 2016
3


Worst Enemy:     Kittens with 43 deaths.
Kittens
43

Elsa Hosk
30

ridley
24

caffeine
22

SpuddyF OFF 2016
21

eternal
20

Cypher
6

DresserWo0d!
5


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Favorite Enemy: Warning: array_keys() expects parameter 1 to be array, null given in /customers/6/9/c/krisofwin.com/httpd.www/stats/statsanalyzer/statsanalyzer.php on line 1244 none with 0 kills.
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Worst Enemy:     none with 0 deaths.

SpuddyF OFF 2016
Favorite Enemy: DynoSauR with 22 kills.
DynoSauR
22

Paint:>
21

ownage
16

n!kon
14

shootz
14

parcher
12

tragic ROCCAT
7

[:X] doNka
4


Worst Enemy:     parcher with 12 deaths.
parcher
12

shootz
8

ownage
8

tragic ROCCAT
7

DynoSauR
7

n!kon
7

[:X] doNka
4

Paint:>
3


Kittens
Favorite Enemy: parcher with 48 kills.
parcher
48

Paint:>
43

ownage
33

shootz
24

DynoSauR
20

tragic ROCCAT
16

n!kon
13

[:X] doNka
3


Worst Enemy:     parcher with 39 deaths.
parcher
39

n!kon
17

DynoSauR
13

ownage
12

Paint:>
10

shootz
8

tragic ROCCAT
7

[:X] doNka
1


caffeine
Favorite Enemy: DynoSauR with 26 kills.
DynoSauR
26

Paint:>
22

ownage
22

parcher
22

n!kon
18

shootz
16

tragic ROCCAT
13

[:X] doNka
3


Worst Enemy:     n!kon with 23 deaths.
n!kon
23

tragic ROCCAT
14

parcher
12

DynoSauR
11

ownage
8

shootz
5

Paint:>
4

[:X] doNka
2


Elsa Hosk
Favorite Enemy: parcher, Paint:> with 30 kills.
parcher
30

Paint:>
30

n!kon
22

shootz
16

DynoSauR
15

ownage
11

tragic ROCCAT
4

[:X] doNka
4


Worst Enemy:     parcher with 44 deaths.
parcher
44

n!kon
19

Paint:>
13

tragic ROCCAT
12

ownage
10

shootz
10

DynoSauR
9

[:X] doNka
3


ridley
Favorite Enemy: Paint:> with 24 kills.
Paint:>
24

parcher
22

ownage
11

DynoSauR
10

shootz
8

[:X] doNka
4

n!kon
3

tragic ROCCAT
2


Worst Enemy:     parcher with 26 deaths.
parcher
26

n!kon
11

Paint:>
11

shootz
10

DynoSauR
8

ownage
3

tragic ROCCAT
2

[:X] doNka
1


Cypher
Favorite Enemy: DynoSauR with 16 kills.
DynoSauR
16

ownage
12

shootz
11

parcher
10

n!kon
9

tragic ROCCAT
7

Paint:>
6

[:X] doNka
5


Worst Enemy:     n!kon with 22 deaths.
n!kon
22

parcher
18

DynoSauR
9

ownage
8

tragic ROCCAT
6

shootz
4

Paint:>
3

[:X] doNka
1


eternal
Favorite Enemy: Paint:> with 20 kills.
Paint:>
20

parcher
18

shootz
15

DynoSauR
15

n!kon
14

ownage
9

tragic ROCCAT
5

[:X] doNka
4


Worst Enemy:     ownage, Kittens with 24 deaths.
ownage
24

parcher
21

DynoSauR
17

n!kon
17

shootz
16

tragic ROCCAT
8

Paint:>
8

[:X] doNka
6


DresserWo0d!
Favorite Enemy: ownage with 7 kills.
ownage
7

tragic ROCCAT
5

Paint:>
5

n!kon
4

parcher
2

DynoSauR
2

shootz
1


Worst Enemy:     n!kon, parcher with 8 deaths.
n!kon
8

parcher
8

ownage
7

shootz
5

Paint:>
4

tragic ROCCAT
4

DynoSauR
3


 Chat Log

Paint:>: <3
parcher: brb
Cypher: oh snap
Cypher: rofl
Paint:>: time to cancel osp on thursdays now
Cypher: lol
caffeine: paint
caffeine: msb was #1 butthurt today
Paint:>: OH SHIT
Paint:>: what happened
Paint:>: cuckeye is now number 1 is the butt hurt power rankings tho
caffeine: cuckeye was sucking real bad w/ panzer
Paint:>: he got so mad he started blowing up on bume the other day
caffeine: so i said 'stop sucking so bad cuckeye'
Paint:>: and bume was like wtf
caffeine: and she renamed me to 'server bully'
Paint:>: and i told cuckeye to go back to his cuckshed and he got even more mad
parcher: i was there the other day and lazeye was in spec
parcher: and talking shit to Humungus
parcher: for like
parcher: at least half an hour
caffeine: lol about hwat
Paint:>: hes a clear cut cuck
parcher: pretty sad shit
parcher: he was mad that Humungus was panzering
parcher: and he didnt have it
caffeine: lol
parcher: and he literally sat in spec for 30 mins or more
Paint:>: tyrone must have been at his house to fuck his wife and he got mad since he couldnt watch
caffeine: that dude is a retard i think
parcher: and did a monologue of shit talk
parcher: now i know hes an actual retard
caffeine: he's gotta be like 30+ and still uses the word 'rolt'
parcher: he was talkin shit like hes the best panzer in the game
parcher: like thats even athing on ecgn
parcher: and telling Humungus he sucks
Paint:>: he sits in back stairs and panzers someone when he hears them
Paint:>: he sucks
parcher: just leave the guy alone ffs
parcher: fuckin sad
caffeine: he went like 6 spawns on frostbite without a kill. there were like 13 players on axis
Paint:>: top kek
caffeine: so i had to say something
caffeine: then msb gets all butthurt
Paint:>: we must keep in mind that msb is just a bus driver. even my job as a little caesars chef out ranks her
caffeine: lol
parcher: god im fat as fuck
parcher: brb
caffeine: kittens knifey said you guys were playing dying light
Cypher: need my whiskey...i too brb
Kittens: yea
caffeine: should some of us get it?
caffeine: is it fun?
Kittens: yea its fun so far
caffeine: 4 player coop open world zombie game w/ parkour?
Paint:>: so did booty die or is his rtcw days over?
Kittens: yea pretty much its kind of like the game dead island should have been if u every saw gameplay of that
Paint:>: raiser was on but he got kicked
Kittens: plays a lot like borderland regarding missions
caffeine: i never played borderland
Kittens: o
SpuddyF OFF 2016: bodrerlands was great
SpuddyF OFF 2016: caff would hate it
Kittens: lol
Kittens: 'i dont like the animation'
caffeine: oh is it a league of gays type game?
SpuddyF OFF 2016: its like diablo but first person shooter/comic/cartoony
Kittens: no its a 4 player co-op openworld game fps with infinite amounts of guns
caffeine: never played diablo
SpuddyF OFF 2016: you'd hate it
parcher: cypher what ws tht whiskey
parcher: u told me to get
parcher: iforgot
Cypher: paddys
caffeine: paddys
parcher: ok
Cypher: delisious
parcher: drinking jack again for now
Cypher: lol
Paint:>: guys what if donka was one of the dipolomats expelled today? :<
parcher: lol
tragic: yuck
caffeine: lol
Cypher: jack is ok, but i'm not a big fan of southern whiskey
Cypher: well burbon in general
Paint:>: yeah its a cuck move!
caffeine: suddenly it feels really gay in here
Paint:>: ww2
Paint:>: jews got israel in ww2
Paint:>: no no
Paint:>: lol
Paint:>: im too shitty to be captain, lads
parcher: whers raiser at
Paint:>: jacking off
Paint:>: nah he said he cant make it
Paint:>: lag issue
n!kon: his laptop died so he is out of cimmision
parcher: elsa is here
SpuddyF OFF 2016: eternal + trag
parcher: oh shit that sucks
Paint:>: top kek
eternal: kittens n caff
Paint:>: picking parcher over paint. top kek
Paint:>: :> <3
caffeine: NO NOT CYPHER FUCK
caffeine: oh sorry team chat
Elsa Hosk: i was last, cant pick me yet
Paint:>: donka will show
Paint:>: hes on russian time
parcher: live from moscow
eternal: its tuesday night?
eternal: raiserjuice, raiserjuice, raiserjuice
Elsa Hosk: wait u were first dresserwood
eternal: he wanted to fix his shit
parcher: he was laggin bad
parcher: just then
Paint:>: he was like that ubuntu guy from ecgn
tragic ROCCAT: nah
tragic ROCCAT: no1 like him
parcher: dunno how long it was ognna last tho
parcher: he should come back and try
tragic ROCCAT: and i thought napoleon was bad
Cypher: what's vote
parcher: kick cypher
Cypher: rofl
parcher: comp settings
Cypher: damn
caffeine: OH CHANGE TO F1
parcher: but ii think they are on
caffeine: we better load them a 3rd time
Cypher: sad face
tragic ROCCAT: for good measures?
parcher: 7s?
Elsa Hosk: 7b7?
eternal: lets have the specs jump in for 7s
Cypher: 7s
eternal: unlock your team
caffeine: shootz once he gets back join
Cypher: shootz go axis
tragic ROCCAT: lol
parcher: WE DIDNT HAVE ENGY ANYWAY
parcher: THANKS
tragic ROCCAT: shootzy
Paint:>: shootz please respond'
caffeine: gayootz
SpuddyF OFF 2016: WE HAD 4
Paint:>: shootz please respond
Paint:>: shootz please srespond
Paint:>: shootz please respond
Cypher: \
Kittens: this is y we should have just kept going
eternal: i voted f2 for the record
caffeine: LET'S MURDER SHOOTZ
tragic ROCCAT: LOS LOS
Kittens: ownage afk now?
parcher: yea
tragic ROCCAT: lol
shootz: yeah yeah murder shootz
Elsa Hosk: join shootzz
caffeine: unlock and restart lol no
shootz: axis unlock then
tragic ROCCAT: done
Paint:>: shootzy <3
eternal: :<
shootz: WTF
caffeine: SHIT
caffeine: i msb
shootz: that panz made no sense
caffeine: I KNOW
shootz: just blew up into nothing
tragic ROCCAT: rtcw mechanics
shootz: can i buy a kill?
eternal: It'll be tree fiddy
SpuddyF OFF 2016: 87 canadian dollars
caffeine: CANADIAN*
caffeine: NICE BLOCK PARCH
caffeine: that jump
parcher: was hopion it would block it
shootz: rtcw bully
shootz: lol
shootz: all raiser's fault
eternal: what're you guys thinking about maps?
caffeine: what a dickhead
eternal: we'rend we supposed to play tram or something?
shootz: ew
shootz: maybe with 9's
caffeine: 1 MORE HERE THEN MAPS?
caffeine: unless we lose then 2 more here
parcher: dyno brb
eternal: and then we get cky and donka and then another round here
shootz: dyno is getting some mineral water
caffeine: AKA VIAGRA
eternal: fresh from the gaza strip
Paint:>: nice
caffeine: on mineral not miracle
parcher: bath salts
shootz: mineral bath salts suck
eternal: dead sea salt
eternal: LOL
caffeine: ...
eternal: these stats seem off
parcher: they are fucked up
parcher: its counting
eternal: map restart after this roudn
parcher: round 2 and round 1
caffeine: after this round we should restardt map
parcher: k
n!kon: ill brb
shootz: dresser coming back.
Cypher: 1 round
tragic ROCCAT: brb
n!kon: back
parcher: are we waiting on dresserwood
caffeine: naH LE'TS GO
eternal: unless you wanna drop one
eternal: uneven teams on this is a waste of time
shootz: here he is
shootz: the d wood!
tragic ROCCAT: 1-1
tragic ROCCAT: uneven?
DynoSauR: that gibbed me
shootz: got us worried there dresser
ownage: READY
shootz: i miss luckyb's sniping on this map
tragic ROCCAT: i dont
caffeine: and msb's
shootz: lol
parcher: RUP DRESSER
tragic ROCCAT: FUCKIN KITTENS RUP
shootz: msb is out of control
parcher: anyone remember lehman on this map
parcher: kicking trinity's player
parcher: against -a-
tragic ROCCAT: ecgn'd
shootz: nice one cuckeye
shootz: nice one cuckeye
shootz: ridley on his way to yell
parcher: CAN U FIX UR FUCKIN CONNECTION HOLY FUCK
tragic ROCCAT: nice hax
caffeine: no
caffeine: WHICH ONE IS IT
Cypher: lol
shootz: UFO
shootz: parch lagged out
caffeine: nice bad stats rq parcher
caffeine: ecgn stratter
eternal: keep?
SpuddyF OFF 2016: COOL 8V7
shootz: decoy parcher
Paint:>: we have 2 parchers :>
caffeine: 2 parchers wtf
Cypher: 2 parchers...not cool
Paint:>: gg
caffeine: combined 7.4 ratio
eternal: and dresser 999
caffeine: WE LOST WOOD
Kittens: parcher left ddosed dresser and rejoined
shootz: take out -1 parcher
parcher: lol
Paint:>: kek
parcher: ridley comin in
Paint:>: ridley coming
Paint:>: i mean cuming
Cypher: gigigity
parcher: veryones best friend
Paint:>: still no match for our double parchers <3
eternal: is ridley in your channel?
tragic ROCCAT: it's like... two pikachus
parcher: can someone move ridley
parcher: hes askin
ridley: can someone move me up?
shootz: it's like 2 msbs
tragic ROCCAT: lol
shootz: nice one msb
shootz: still better than cuckeye
tragic ROCCAT: caff
caffeine: WHY AR EYOU THERE
caffeine: DICK HEAD
parcher: why didnt u die
parcher: now we are full
parcher: thanks
caffeine: how are you
parcher: i was going to revive someone
caffeine: ok
n!kon: <3 caff
caffeine: <3
n!kon: a 3man doesnt = a knife to the face
Cypher: FUCK
SpuddyF OFF 2016: LOL
shootz: rifk
parcher: OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
parcher: shootz's fault
caffeine: shootz sabateru
parcher: wat
caffeine: saboteur?
parcher: wat
shootz: eur
caffeine: gay
shootz: lol
parcher: caff how much u charge for lessons
parcher: by the hour
caffeine: it's my fav map to panz
eternal: a round of keep?
shootz: to be rtcw bully?
DynoSauR: VILLAGE OR KEEP WOULD BE GOOD
parcher: village
parcher: village
shootz: keepage
tragic ROCCAT: my last
eternal: do one here
parcher: nikon hates keep
shootz: so many panz spots though
eternal: does he hate it enough that he's going to leave?
parcher: yes
n!kon: yes
Cypher: ridiculous
eternal: sweet i guess were negotiating with terrorists tonight
eternal: pick something not village
shootz: boko haram type shit
tragic ROCCAT: wtf?
Cypher: ...
eternal: talk to nikon
tragic ROCCAT: keep is awesome
caffeine: PARCHER BEACH ONLY
shootz: maybe bume will show up
Paint:>: or onlyme
parcher: he texted me
caffeine: or rompe
caffeine: ROMPE ORTOS
Paint:>: or mikaku
parcher: napoleon is coming to play for skullz
shootz: there are some new gems recently
Paint:>: or omaha
caffeine: we should have an ecgn only night
caffeine: and rename to ecgn players
parcher: napoleon is comign to be third man in line
caffeine: lol
Paint:>: we should invite the 1 arm bandit onlyme and make him all time offense
caffeine: can we have mr happy cc side stairs?
shootz: napo is a wuss
parcher: hes very scared
parcher: at all times
shootz: always ccs
shootz: like destiny
shootz: rofl
parcher: epic fail
shootz: i broke some chairs
Paint:>: lol
parcher: OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
parcher: OH FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!
tragic ROCCAT: ggs
caffeine: Bring in bume
parcher: got him on speed dial
Cypher: smoke brb
eternal: can we take a 2m break real quick
caffeine: quick break
parcher: k
caffeine: piss food etc
parcher: going to get more alcohol
shootz: wtf is piss food?
shootz: who is noob
SpuddyF OFF 2016: youll have to be more specific
shootz: that dude that just disconnected
shootz: oh it's ridley
ridley: lol
shootz: let's go
shootz: wtf is he doing?
shootz: cypher
shootz: rup monkey tit
caffeine: SHOOTZ I MAY OR MAY NOT ENGAGE BUME STRAT
shootz: fuck that
caffeine: get rolt
eternal: i almost killed one of you
caffeine: cyapher
[:X] doNka: 7?
shootz: cxyxywwowe\\
caffeine: YOU GUYS GET DONKA
parcher: yes join
Paint:>: donka :>
DynoSauR: COEM ON DONKA
shootz: AKA CYOGER\
caffeine: PAINT + DONKA SHORT
shootz: cyphere
shootz: fucking fuck
caffeine: parcher put donka and paint together pls
parcher: k
Paint:>: :>
parcher: why is it my job
Kittens: paint and donka watching short
Paint:>: :>
shootz: rofl
parcher: kylie ur arty is too late
parcher: it was good earlier
parcher: its better
shootz: LOL
caffeine: lol
caffeine: hello there
[:X] doNka: WTF LAG
eternal: new map
eternal: can we do rocket instead?
[:X] doNka: PLEASE NOT THIS
eternal: or tram
eternal: sub
caffeine: f2 for parcher
eternal: sub castle rocket
[:X] doNka: F3
shootz: NEED 15 MIN SHIT BREAK BRB
[:X] doNka: Y YOU CALL SHITTIES MAPS
caffeine: nikon rq?
parcher: base is better than thsi
parcher: i think so
eternal: i'm cool w. base
parcher: he doesnt like rocket i dont think
eternal: kinda lame that we're beholden to maps he likes
parcher: well no one should liker ocket
parcher: well
parcher: true
parcher: w/e
caffeine: i guess that's it then?
shootz: no
[:X] doNka: ...
shootz: 5
parcher: we lost 2
caffeine: are they coming back?
[:X] doNka: stupid
parcher: no
eternal: oh well
caffeine: donka rq?
Kittens: should have just played chat
caffeine: paint can you text cuckeye?
eternal: we'll switch map so they don't leave
Paint:>: kek
caffeine: gg
Paint:>: hes in his cuck shed. he gets no signal
eternal: gg i guess
Paint:>: ggs guys
parcher: naw
parcher: 4v4 good maps
parcher: 3v3 good maps
eternal: i'll do 1
Paint:>: i can stick around
Paint:>: i dont know very well either lol
shootz: JUST RUN AROUND AND SHOOT SHIT
parcher: we could have had the worst teamever assembled
parcher: tonight
parcher: its very possible
Kittens: u had paint though
Paint:>: im usually pretty shitty but i just couldnt focus tonight. so much shit
parcher: true
Elsa Hosk: kittens parcher and someone together vs the rest
parcher: naw
parcher: no1 talked that was the worst part
Kittens: yea every1 was talking on this team
shootz: I
Elsa Hosk: someone else in diff channel? donka or so?
shootz: i'm too retarded to play
Paint:>: im all itchy and shit
Paint:>: kept scratching all night
parcher: bed bugs
Paint:>: couldnt focus :/
Kittens: crabs
Paint:>: nah fleas
shootz: bird fleas
Paint:>: cat brings in fleas
Elsa Hosk: can we get another one?
shootz: slaya is on his way
eternal: no shit?
parcher: hes terrible
shootz: lol
eternal: not slayayaa
parcher: elsa u can play
shootz: fx
parcher: u noobs know fx and i think its hilarious
parcher: u dont know hsit
eternal: huh?
shootz: i know that fx died a few times on locked box
shootz: pew pew
Paint:>: got banned on many servers at et
shootz: et is racist
Elsa Hosk: teams?
parcher: lul
parcher: rup
parcher: been gettin raped all nite
parcher: its cool
shootz: all me
Paint:>: as much as i enjoy rape tonight sucked!
eternal: paleho|r|se
parcher: ./readytteam
shootz: ready yup
shootz: lol
eternal: one more than i'm out
shootz: k later too fucked up
parcher: 1 more map
parcher: after this
Elsa Hosk: swap someone?
Elsa Hosk: with me?
parcher: WE ARE OK
eternal: SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
ridley: 1 more
eternal: damn
eternal: all sten round?
Paint:>: jumping down with docs
Paint:>: opps :>
Kittens: paint cucked as usual
Paint:>: :o
parcher: unlucky
Paint:>: kittens with the cuck move!
eternal: im out
eternal: ggs all
Elsa Hosk: GGS
Paint:>: kittens i dont mind being cucked by you <3
ridley: IM OUT
ridley: ggs
Paint:>: i better go too
Tool made by Raul, 2013